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Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in A Tribute to Matthew Maloney's Homosexuality's LiveJournal:

Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
6:15 pm
[el_anarquista]
Mr. Maloney - - Simon and Garfunkel Cover

Mr. Maloney

And here's to you, Matt Maloney,
Randy loves you more than you will know. (Wo wo wo).
God bless you please, Matt Maloney,
Everybody knows that you are gay
(Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We'd like to help you learn
To butt fuck dudes.
Look around you. All you see
Are homosexual guys.
Jerk off to gay porn
Until you can get boned.

And here's to you, Matt Maloney,
Randy loves you more than you will know. (Wo wo wo).
God bless you please, Matt Maloney,
Everybody knows that you are gay
(Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

Jerk it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes.
Put it in Randy's ass with your ball sack.
It's a little secret,
Just you fuckin' queers affair.
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the kids.

Coo coo ca-choo, Matt Maloney,
Randy loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo.
God bless you, please, Matt Maloney,
Everybody knows that you are gay,
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Sitting on Randy's face
On a Sunday afternoon,
Going to the clinic for AIDS tests,
Gotta jerk it,
Gotta tug it it,
When you've got to choose,
Every way you look at it you're queer.

Where have you gone, Randy Sturdevant?
Maloney turns his lonely eyes to you Woo woo woo.

What's that you say, Matt Maloney?
"Sturdevant sucked me off all day!"
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.





ORIGINAL: Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know. (Wo wo wo).
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We'd like to help you learn
To help yourself.
Look around you. All you see
Are sympathetic eyes.
Stroll around the grounds
Until you feel at home.

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know. Wo wo wo.
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Hide it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret,
Just the Robinsons' affair.
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the kids.

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Sitting on a sofa
On a Sunday afternoon,
Going to the candidates' debate,
Laugh about it,
Shout about it,
When you've got to choose,
Every way you look at it you lose.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo woo woo.

What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
"Joltin' Joe has left and gone away"
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.
Friday, July 22nd, 2005
5:13 am
[el_anarquista]
Malonian Rhapsody - - Queen Cover

Malonian Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a mans ass, No escape from homosexuality
Open your ass, Look up to the skies and see,
Maloneys a homo, he needs no sympathy
Because he's easy cum, easy go, really high, likes to blow
Any way the Maloney blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Maloney, just killed a man, Put his cock against his head
Ejaculated, now he's dead
Maloney, life had just begun
and everybody knows you're really gay
Maloney, ooh, we all know you fuck guys
If he's not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if hes not giving a rim job

Too late, Randy has cum
Sends semen down his crack, buttholes aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to cum
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Maloney, ooh, I don't like fucking guys
Im really glad that I'm not gay at all

I see a little homosexual man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fagdango
Rubber dicks and butt plugs, very, very fright'ning me
(Matt Maloney) Matt Maloney. (Matt Maloney.) Matt Maloney, Matt Maloneys a fag-o
Such a fag-o. I'm just a gay boy and nobody loves him
He's just a gay boy from a gay family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy cum, easy go, will you let me go
That Faggot! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) That Faggot! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) That Faggot! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh Matt Maloney, Matt Maloney.) Matt Maloney, let me go
Randy ass has a penis put aside for Matt, for Matt, for Matt!

So you think you can stone him and jizz in his eye
So you think you can love him if you're not a guy
Oh, Randy, can't do this to him, Randy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to Maloney

Any way the Maloney blows




ORIGINAL: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows
4:57 am
[el_anarquista]
Maloneys Gay (I Promise) - - My Chemical Romance Cover

Maloneys Gay (I Promise)

Well if you wanted lubricant, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, cause Matt Maloneys Gay.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs his boyfriend took,
Remember when he broke his cock from fucking Randy in the ass?

Maloneys Gay
Maloneys Gay
Maloneys Gay
He eats me out

What will it take to show you that hes homo as it seems?
(Maloneys Gay)
I told him time and time again that hes a fag but don't know what it means
(Maloneys Gay)
To be another queerbait, like Randy's asshole, he just ate
He held him close as they both shook for the last time, have a good hard fuck!

Maloneys Gay
Maloneys Gay
Maloneys Gay
He eats me out

Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs his boyfriend took
He said he'd fuck me in the ass, but thats because hes fucking gay

Maloneys Gay
Maloneys Gay!
Maloneys Gay, now
(Maloneys Gay, now)

But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, Maloneys Gay!
(Trust Me)

Maloneys Gay
Maloneys Gay
Well, Maloneys Gay
Maloneys fucking gay
Maloneys Gay
Maloneys Gay
(Gay)




ORIGINAL: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out

What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
(I'm not okay)
I told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means
(I'm not okay)
To be a joke and look, another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look!

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out

Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed

I'm okay
I'm okay!
I'm okay, now
(I'm okay, now)

But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay!
(Trust Me)

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not o-fucking-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
(Okay)

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