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Mr. Maloney - - Simon and Garfunkel Cover


Mr. Maloney

And here's to you, Matt Maloney,
Randy loves you more than you will know. (Wo wo wo).
God bless you please, Matt Maloney,
Everybody knows that you are gay
(Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We'd like to help you learn
To butt fuck dudes.
Look around you. All you see
Are homosexual guys.
Jerk off to gay porn
Until you can get boned.

And here's to you, Matt Maloney,
Randy loves you more than you will know. (Wo wo wo).
God bless you please, Matt Maloney,
Everybody knows that you are gay
(Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

Jerk it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes.
Put it in Randy's ass with your ball sack.
It's a little secret,
Just you fuckin' queers affair.
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the kids.

Coo coo ca-choo, Matt Maloney,
Randy loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo.
God bless you, please, Matt Maloney,
Everybody knows that you are gay,
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Sitting on Randy's face
On a Sunday afternoon,
Going to the clinic for AIDS tests,
Gotta jerk it,
Gotta tug it it,
When you've got to choose,
Every way you look at it you're queer.

Where have you gone, Randy Sturdevant?
Maloney turns his lonely eyes to you Woo woo woo.

What's that you say, Matt Maloney?
"Sturdevant sucked me off all day!"
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.





ORIGINAL: Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know. (Wo wo wo).
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We'd like to help you learn
To help yourself.
Look around you. All you see
Are sympathetic eyes.
Stroll around the grounds
Until you feel at home.

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know. Wo wo wo.
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Hide it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret,
Just the Robinsons' affair.
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the kids.

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Sitting on a sofa
On a Sunday afternoon,
Going to the candidates' debate,
Laugh about it,
Shout about it,
When you've got to choose,
Every way you look at it you lose.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo woo woo.

What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
"Joltin' Joe has left and gone away"
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.
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